Alice in Wonderland Quotes

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

If you don't know where you are going any road can take you there.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked."Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.""How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice."You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.

Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?

Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more.""You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing.""Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.

My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.

I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?"Alice: "Yes..."The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.

Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I don’t know.Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.

Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -""Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause."Or else it doesn't, you know.

No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.

Speak English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!

Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I can't tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in a bit.""Perhaps it hasn't one," Alice ventured to remark."Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.

Which way you ought to go depends on where you want to get to...

I wish I hadn't cried so much! said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out.I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears !

You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ was his response. ‘I don’t know,’ Alice answered. ‘Then,’ said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.

The time has comeThe walrus saidTo talk of many things:Of shoes- and ships-And sealing wax-Of cabbages and kings-And why the sae is boiling hot-And whether pigs have wings.

Speak roughly to your little boyand beat him when he sneezes!he only does it to annoy,because he knows it teases!

Have I gone mad? I'm afraid so. You're entirely Bonkers. But I will tell you a secret, All the best people are.

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.

You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everythingthat Alice said; ‘there’s a large mustard-mine near here. And the moralof that is– The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.

Keep your temper, said the Caterpillar.

Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh you can't help that," said the cat; "We're all mad here.

I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying, 'Come up again, dear!' I shall only look up and say, 'Who am I, then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up -- if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else' -- but, oh, dear!

How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!

I wish I hadn't cried so much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret: All the best people are.

Where do you want to go?" was his responce. "I don't know" Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter.

How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.

Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again.

Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.

Well!' thought Alice to herself, 'after such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs! How brave they'll all think me at home! Why, I wouldn't say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house!' (Which was very likely true.)

Call it what you like,' said the Cat. 'Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?' 'I should like it very much,' said Alice, 'but I haven't been invited yet.' 'You'll see me there,' said the Cat, and vanished.