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It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

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But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked."Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.""How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice."You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.

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Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

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Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

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If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

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Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

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I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?

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Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more.""You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing.""Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.

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My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.

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I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

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The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?"Alice: "Yes..."The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.

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Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.

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Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I don’t know.Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.

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Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -""Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause."Or else it doesn't, you know.

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No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.

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Speak English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!

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Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

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You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I can't tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in a bit.""Perhaps it hasn't one," Alice ventured to remark."Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

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Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.

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Which way you ought to go depends on where you want to get to...

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I wish I hadn't cried so much! said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out.I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears !

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You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.

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One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ was his response. ‘I don’t know,’ Alice answered. ‘Then,’ said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.

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The time has comeThe walrus saidTo talk of many things:Of shoes- and ships-And sealing wax-Of cabbages and kings-And why the sae is boiling hot-And whether pigs have wings.

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Speak roughly to your little boyand beat him when he sneezes!he only does it to annoy,because he knows it teases!

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Have I gone mad? I'm afraid so. You're entirely Bonkers. But I will tell you a secret, All the best people are.

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Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

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Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

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If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.

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You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

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Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everythingthat Alice said; ‘there’s a large mustard-mine near here. And the moralof that is– The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.

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Keep your temper, said the Caterpillar.

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Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

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But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh you can't help that," said the cat; "We're all mad here.

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I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

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It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying, 'Come up again, dear!' I shall only look up and say, 'Who am I, then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up -- if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else' -- but, oh, dear!

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How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!

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How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!

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I wish I hadn't cried so much!

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You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret: All the best people are.

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Where do you want to go?" was his responce. "I don't know" Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter.

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How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.

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Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again.

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Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.

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Well!' thought Alice to herself, 'after such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs! How brave they'll all think me at home! Why, I wouldn't say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house!' (Which was very likely true.)

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Call it what you like,' said the Cat. 'Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?' 'I should like it very much,' said Alice, 'but I haven't been invited yet.' 'You'll see me there,' said the Cat, and vanished.

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