Slanders, sir. For the satirical rogue says here that old men
have gray beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes
purging thick amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have
a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams—all which,
sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe,
yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down;
for yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.